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Post by sharksrog on Nov 27, 2021 17:54:24 GMT -5
I'm truly popular with Donald Trump and his crew. In the past week, he's contacted me with no fewer than 35 texts. Here are some highlights:
. SERIOUSLY, Roger? You haven't activated your Trump Day 10X MATCH!
. Roger, we've reached out FOUR TIMES asking you to join the PRIORITY LIST for Trump's social media site!
. SERIOUSLY, Roger? You're going to IGNORE Trump? Last chance ...
. For top patriots only. Do NOT share!
. TOP SECRET. DON'T SHARE!
. Shameful. Why aren't patriots STEPPING UP to support Trump's social media?
. Roger, we're thankful for your support. But we CAN'T STOP now.
. Thanks to patriots like you, we can win back Trump's majority in just ONE YEAR!
. We give UP! We've reached out to you 8 TIMES reaching out for your Trump social media username.
. It's Pres. Trump. Are you going to become a Trump Majority Member, Roger?
To be honest, I never had any idea I was so important! I wish the Trumpers would tell my wife!
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